A firefighter, usually a volunteer, who shows up to scenes off duty and is completely useless. This is the firefighter who is so useless they are given simple tasks such as traffic control and they end up shutting down a highway as if they were just a traffic cone.
This term can also apply to other types of situations such as when the paramedics show up to someone's house and the traffic cone shows up and awkwardly stands in the corner of the room with his firefighter t-shirt and homemade denim shorts.
This term can also apply to other types of situations such as when the paramedics show up to someone's house and the traffic cone shows up and awkwardly stands in the corner of the room with his firefighter t-shirt and homemade denim shorts.
That traffic cone caused a traffic jam by just standing in the middle of the road.
We were trying to carry the patient out of the house on the cot but the traffic cone was standing in the doorway.
We were trying to carry the patient out of the house on the cot but the traffic cone was standing in the doorway.
by TheZippo September 29, 2019
A facetious and arguably derrogatory term for male genetalia seen as small, pink cones in furry pornography. Most commonly drawn by Japanese artists.
by JacobXanth August 11, 2010
That girl that is so perfect shes almost a god, you don't dare mention her name for fear of her rejecting you but you love her so, she is amazong and though there are many cones out there only one is yours...and you hope to have it till the end of time.
by JohnnyKallDay January 28, 2018
A cunning device that diverts traffic from a certain area and, also, serves as headwear for drunken students.
by sqrrl101 June 1, 2004
by Little T mart July 30, 2009
Person one: Are you going to join the traffic cone army?
Person two: of course, the traffic cones will take over
Person two: of course, the traffic cones will take over
by Traffic cone army April 29, 2019
The act of aggressively, forcfully, and brutally shoving a pyramid shaped object into a womans vagina, while extracting a large amount of cum from her body with a vacuum.
by pedostach101 April 12, 2022