Jap car company that began assfucking Detroit in the 1970s as part of its revenge plan for being nuked in WWII. Another part of said plan, enacted within the last five years, is to have Americans buy their fuel-efficient cars, then have them die in car wrecks caused by a deliberate factory defect in the accelerator pedal.
Toyota: Moving Forward...at 94 miles per hour, with the brakes on, over into oncoming traffic...only an 18-wheeler can stop us now.
by your testicles August 15, 2010
The car thats always moving forward.... Always
no matter how hard you slam on your brakes your Toyota won't stop
by andy 3 February 19, 2010
Crap. Reliable and regular as my grandmother's prune-fed bowel movements, maybe, but still crap.
Neighbor A: "Wow! Is that your new Toyota?"

Neighbor B: "Sure is! What do you think?!"

Neighbor A: "...well, it's crap."
by MikeMikeMikeMikeJimJim January 27, 2010
Car that never stops even when you press hard on the brakes.
Im trying to stop this bitch but its moving foward right into that tree,BAM BITCH TOYOTA LAUCE
by Dizzle1991 February 02, 2010
A company that recalled more cars than it sold in 2006.
Damn, your Toyota Camry is ugly as hell.
by eli Dubbs May 05, 2007
1. A supremely reliable car of Japanese design. Formerly imported direct from Japan, now more commonly assembled in the USA.
2. Most likely any non-Honda car with over 300,000 on the odometer.
3. A vehicle with normally bland body styling, an underpowered engine, and weak acceleration that is easy on the wallet, and prettymuch indestructible.
4. A company known mostly for the Camry, that has a produced a few outstanding exceptions to itself. Namely the Celica Supra, and the Mid-Engined MR2.
5. Also sold under the Brand 'Lexus', and more recently 'Scion'.
Me: Dad, when are you going to get rid of that '73 Corona of yours?
Dad: When the engine finally dies.
Me: Let's see. The heater's broken, the trunk is rusted out, the odometer is nearly at 400,000, the radio is somewhere around a truck stop on Skykomish, and the exaust system is prettymuch useless. One day you're going to go outside, there will just be the engine sitting by it's lonely self in the driveway and it will STILL work.

During the 1980's the Toyota Camry was prettymuch a government issued car.
by Talen the Twitchy January 04, 2005
Yet another Japanese car manufacturer. Known by ricers as God for creating the Toyota Supra. Had the movie, Fast and Furious not come out, none of these ignorant ricer kids would know shit about the Supra.
Bob: Dale, did you know Toyota is going to be in NASCAR next year?

Dale: ....

Bob: Dale?
by Bitchin Kitchen May 18, 2003
i asian made car that kills you when ever it feels like
My toyota prius just gave me aids yo
by nathan666 February 06, 2010

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