Toyota® (N): Cars with great gas milage, stiff suspension and a gas pedal with a mind of its own. Will kill 90% of america when it Kamikaze's into a house or 7/11. Floor mats for comfort could cause brain damage. remember to drive a toyota you have to learn left foot braking/ rally driving.
i was driving my grandma and that bitch wouldnt shut up. i told her to get out and look at the hood of my car and my gas pedal "got stuck" and i hit her. damn toyota killed my grandma.
by Gerstec March 15, 2010
A piece of shit car that's "Moving Forward" into hell.
Any american who buys a toyota needs to be beaten with a stick, pissed on, and then beaten again.
Look at my toyota! It's mpg is higher than my IQ, and it's so roomy inside that I can buttfuck two gay men while driving to my mom's house for an orgy!
A new form of terrorism
My Toyota suddenly accelerated after I had the gas pedal replaced. I think the Japs are trying to kill Americans by radio-controlling their cars from Japan
by ImportsAreGay March 04, 2010
awesome car company with performance vehicles many people overlook and reliability to add on. makes wonderful motors such as the 2jz-gte, 7m-gte, 4age (16 and 20 valve), 4agze,18rg, 22r, 3sgte. people clown but they don't know. i take toyota over anything. im a car guy sorry.
1975 corolla sr-5 is slow. put a 20v its quick. put a 3sgte its fast.
by fukin smart November 04, 2004
A reliable automaker, originating from Japan, which creates some of the most selling vehicles in the world.

Recently, though, it was the spotlight of the media when an old bastard claimed his Toyota had acceleration problems and made a big deal. He purposefully was stepping on the acceleration pedal instead of the break. His motivation was because he was in debt and wanted to keep his Prius.

Most Toyota's that are sold in the United States are now manufactured in the United States, unlike Ford, GM, or Chrysler where they are manufactured in Canada or Mexico. Even Volkswagen has auto plants in the United States now.
Toyota is not to be mistaken with Hyundai, a South Korean auto manufacturer.
by Otias June 26, 2011
A japanese car corporation that makes crappy vehicals for stupid americans who would rather support japans economy more than there own.
Sue: I can't belive my dads car broke down while he was driving me to school
Tom: dosen't your dad have a Toyota
Sue: Uhh Yeah
Tom: Then why are you so suprised, maybe you should buy america next time.
by ETFrocks!! June 23, 2009
Toyota is a shity jap car company that has let quality slip in the last few years. They just got surpassed by FORD (ford rules) in America. Any American who thinks these shity jap rice burnres are good are ignorant shit heads and need to go kill themselves.
BUY AMERICAN!!!!!!
bob- did you see that crappy piece of shit Toyota
bill- yeah fuck those goddamn japs
by a great fucking american September 29, 2009
A support system for a stainless steel exhaust tip for those who have micro dicks. A cramped little shitbox with a 5cc sewing machine motor. Something to bolt a grocery cart handle to while the zit faced asslick behind the wheel pretends that it's a spoiler.
I think I just squashed another Toyota.
by Hoze December 07, 2003

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