Toyota® (N): Cars with great gas milage, stiff suspension and a gas pedal with a mind of its own. Will kill 90% of america when it Kamikaze's into a house or 7/11. Floor mats for comfort could cause brain damage. remember to drive a toyota you have to learn left foot braking/ rally driving.
i was driving my grandma and that bitch wouldnt shut up. i told her to get out and look at the hood of my car and my gas pedal "got stuck" and i hit her. damn toyota killed my grandma.
#toyota #death car #your mom #fly #bird
by Gerstec March 15, 2010
A vehicle manufacturer originally founded in Japan but has made a huge impact on the automotive industry in the United States of America. Often referred to as the God of all car companies because it just in fact is. Far more reliable than any American or European car on this planet. It is no surprise to see a Toyota with more than 500,000 miles on it and still running strong. And with models such as the Tacoma and the 4runner, it exceeds any off road capabilities of any euro trash. These 2 particular vehicles make Toyota vastly superior to any Jeep.
Smart Person: I just bought a new 4wd 4runner dude!

Moron: Well too bad it's not a jeep, my jeep is way better than that Japanese crap.

Smart Person: (takes out bazooka and blows jeep to pieces).

Moron: Thanks dude, I just didn't wanna have to admit that my jeep is a pathetic excuse for an offload vehicle and admit that your Toyota is the absolute best 4x4 on the planet. I now will go buy a new Tacoma!
#toyota #4runner #tacoma #4x4 #jeep
by Godmadetoyota January 10, 2013
A vehicle that does not stop. Enough said.
Joey: Wow, that car isn't stopping, oh no, it's headed straight for that fast moving intersection. We're going to see people die in a few seconds!
Rachel: Well, it must be a Toyota.
Phoebe: Just be glad that it's not behind us.
#toyota #vehicle #car #brakes #brake failure #problematic #problem #sticking pedals #sticking accelerator #sticky pedals #death #die #failure #fail
by FriendsFan2008 February 24, 2010
World's largest producer of rice burners.
"What smells like burning rice and sounds like a vacuum cleaner?"

"Man, that's a Toyota Carolla."

"By the same people who brought you Pearl Harbor. Enjoy."
#crap #feces #shit #waste of money #biggest mistake of a free globalized market
by Jaysus March 05, 2008
A Japanese automobile manufacturer whose ultimate goal is to destroy every last trace of the American automotive industry through paying off news media and shady, under-the-table business practice. However, their arrogance is going to their heads (a la GM and Ford circa 1975) and now quality is starting to slip and Toyota's design is getting uglier by the day. Lexus IS300s in China are being recalled because of the possibility of an engine explosion. But like the good sheep we Americans are, we continue to buy Toyota Camrys in droves because we read Consumer Reports and believe their (biased) opinion.
We're Toyota...we complain when the value of the Yen gets too low because then the domestics actually get a fair chance to compete with us.

Toyota claims to be a lean, green hybrid machine...but the fact is that they're SUVs and trucks get worse gas mileage than American SUVs and trucks. And Toyota has just announced a 9th SUV to the lineup. See hypocrites.
by trucru82 January 26, 2005
awesome car company with performance vehicles many people overlook and reliability to add on. makes wonderful motors such as the 2jz-gte, 7m-gte, 4age (16 and 20 valve), 4agze,18rg, 22r, 3sgte. people clown but they don't know. i take toyota over anything. im a car guy sorry.
1975 corolla sr-5 is slow. put a 20v its quick. put a 3sgte its fast.
by fukin smart November 04, 2004
A reliable automaker, originating from Japan, which creates some of the most selling vehicles in the world.

Recently, though, it was the spotlight of the media when an old bastard claimed his Toyota had acceleration problems and made a big deal. He purposefully was stepping on the acceleration pedal instead of the break. His motivation was because he was in debt and wanted to keep his Prius.

Most Toyota's that are sold in the United States are now manufactured in the United States, unlike Ford, GM, or Chrysler where they are manufactured in Canada or Mexico. Even Volkswagen has auto plants in the United States now.
Toyota is not to be mistaken with Hyundai, a South Korean auto manufacturer.
#toyota #japanese #car #maker #auto industry
by Otias June 26, 2011
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