A giant of the automobile industry. Known for producing cars that will most likely survive the apocalypse. Parent company of lexus and scion. Once known for producing sporty and relatively inexpensive cars like the celica, celica Supra, MR2, Supra, and Sport 800, Nowadays, they are tacky, bland, and uninspiring wads of dollar-store plastic lined with tinfoil. Lexus carries out the designs for luxury sports cars (IS350, LFA, Aristo/gs300,) Think of Lexus as the brain, toyota as the chest, and scion as the ass.
Jake: What makes Nicki Minaj identical to a toyota corolla?
Mike: No clue
Jake: they both have more plastic in them than a Wal-Mart toy aisle!
Mike: No clue
Jake: they both have more plastic in them than a Wal-Mart toy aisle!
by ClAsshole April 24, 2013
by andy 3 February 19, 2010
Jimmy: Dude I just bought a Corolla!
Bob: No way! Awesome!
*2 weeks later*
CNN: Toyota recall total exceeds 5.3 million
Jimmy: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
Bob: No way! Awesome!
*2 weeks later*
CNN: Toyota recall total exceeds 5.3 million
Jimmy: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
by I LURVE MUDKIPS March 18, 2010
Toyota ...
Frequently found clogging most highways in California, and most suburban US hellholes, in that way they are kind of like Zebra Mussels.
The car your dad buys because "that guy you know" owns one.
That annoying little car blocking the center lane rolling 55mph in a 70 ... because 60mpg is just not good enough.
Older Toyotas can be recognized by the motor and frame rolling down the road without the body.
A car no one will ever write songs about.
Frequently found clogging most highways in California, and most suburban US hellholes, in that way they are kind of like Zebra Mussels.
The car your dad buys because "that guy you know" owns one.
That annoying little car blocking the center lane rolling 55mph in a 70 ... because 60mpg is just not good enough.
Older Toyotas can be recognized by the motor and frame rolling down the road without the body.
A car no one will ever write songs about.
by Zentrucker May 12, 2014
by Dizzle1991 February 3, 2010
Yet another Japanese car manufacturer. Known by ricers as God for creating the Toyota Supra. Had the movie, Fast and Furious not come out, none of these ignorant ricer kids would know shit about the Supra.
by Bitchin Kitchen May 18, 2003
1. A supremely reliable car of Japanese design. Formerly imported direct from Japan, now more commonly assembled in the USA.
2. Most likely any non-Honda car with over 300,000 on the odometer.
3. A vehicle with normally bland body styling, an underpowered engine, and weak acceleration that is easy on the wallet, and prettymuch indestructible.
4. A company known mostly for the Camry, that has a produced a few outstanding exceptions to itself. Namely the Celica Supra, and the Mid-Engined MR2.
5. Also sold under the Brand 'Lexus', and more recently 'Scion'.
2. Most likely any non-Honda car with over 300,000 on the odometer.
3. A vehicle with normally bland body styling, an underpowered engine, and weak acceleration that is easy on the wallet, and prettymuch indestructible.
4. A company known mostly for the Camry, that has a produced a few outstanding exceptions to itself. Namely the Celica Supra, and the Mid-Engined MR2.
5. Also sold under the Brand 'Lexus', and more recently 'Scion'.
Me: Dad, when are you going to get rid of that '73 Corona of yours?
Dad: When the engine finally dies.
Me: Let's see. The heater's broken, the trunk is rusted out, the odometer is nearly at 400,000, the radio is somewhere around a truck stop on Skykomish, and the exaust system is prettymuch useless. One day you're going to go outside, there will just be the engine sitting by it's lonely self in the driveway and it will STILL work.
During the 1980's the Toyota Camry was prettymuch a government issued car.
Dad: When the engine finally dies.
Me: Let's see. The heater's broken, the trunk is rusted out, the odometer is nearly at 400,000, the radio is somewhere around a truck stop on Skykomish, and the exaust system is prettymuch useless. One day you're going to go outside, there will just be the engine sitting by it's lonely self in the driveway and it will STILL work.
During the 1980's the Toyota Camry was prettymuch a government issued car.
by Talen the Twitchy January 5, 2005