Top Definition
Japanese minivan sold from mid-eighties to early ninties. Humorous in its kinky demeanor and lack of a "name", the Toyota Van was a spectacle ahead of its time.
Fun facts about the T.V.:
Modern ancestor of the ricer
Arch nemesis of the Cadillac Escalade
Weaknesses include cold weather, rust, and compact discs
Exercise extreme caution when operating crank windows and cassette tape deck
Available in any color, as long as that color is ugly
See also Shaggin Wagon
I got moist in mah special places 'cause some old Toyota Van drove by!
by Transformer October 09, 2006

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