Toynbee 

A small school in the South of England full of ‘Wannabe chavs, Naruto running Year 7s, First to the Canteen racers, etc...’ The Canteen food is really good by the way, especially the Chicken Curries on a Thursday.

Bob: What day does Toynbee do their Chicken Curries?

Johnny: They do them on Thursdays.

Toynbee by yourlovelygrandmother December 20, 2019

toynton 

to make a stupid comment that lacks common sense

'can we pop over the road to china?'
'where did the sun go?'
'i swear eggs have mayonnaise in them'
to which u reply, 'what a toynton', or 'u did a toynton'

toynton by ant4laura June 22, 2006

toyne 

Sexy beast who seeks out for pussy and conquers whoever pussy gets in there way

That boy toyne is someone who you shouldn’t mess with

toyne by Quiverypanic571 May 8, 2018

toynado 

Simple combination of the words toy and tornado. The typical state of an untidy child's bedroom, or possibly the state of the living room after a celebration involving children's gifts, e.g. Christmas or birthday.

It's the day after Christmas, and we have a toynado in our living room.

toynado by Exhausted Auk December 27, 2010

Toynado 

Apocalyptic living room clutter created by children carelessly leaving their things scattered all around.

We weren't expecting you until tomorrow! Sorry for the toynado. Just step around the Legos.

Toynado by darrenoia May 12, 2016

Toyngous 

What happens when you’re multitasking and miss spell and word whilst texting and autocorrect doesn’t change it for you.

I messed up, sorry guys that was a Toyngous.

Toyngous by Allebasi October 19, 2020

Toyna

A miserable ass bitch wit no teeth and high blood pressure

She is miserable don’t get you a Toyna

Toyna by Toyna November 21, 2021