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1. an association with one who engages in normal boyfriend-like behaviors at random and sporadic intervals; but without any regular consistency.

2. the condition or infection of a noxious chemical or other substance, causing lust, love, total confusion, and an increased proclivity towards drunk texting.

3. half-dating a guy you can’t get over because his erratic behavior makes you act like a total fucking lunatic.

4. dating mr. yuck.
I am going absolutely crazy trying to figure out what is going on in my Toxic Non-Relationship.
by Dating Mr. Yuck June 23, 2010

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