1. an association with one who engages in normal boyfriend-like behaviors at random and sporadic intervals; but without any regular consistency.
2. the condition or infection of a noxious chemical or other substance, causing lust, love, total confusion, and an increased proclivity towards drunk texting.
3. half-dating a guy you can’t get over because his erratic behavior makes you act like a total fucking lunatic.
4. dating mr. yuck.
I am going absolutely crazy trying to figure out what is going on in my Toxic Non-Relationship.