A family of redneck white folks with daughters bound to be pregnant and missing teeth by the time they can "legally" purchase alcohol.

Happy hour is whenever they get out of bed, and they will forever live in some little town nobody's heard of.

Parents never had a college education, and they say things like, "anyways"...
"That chick is so freckled and pot-bellied."

"Such a Townley!"
by Beautiful Biotch February 15, 2010
a town in Alabama in Walker County where people are pleasant and demure, true Southern gentility.
We drove up to Townley for brunch and we're still considering buying some land out there.
by chaptj July 28, 2010
meringandan whore
Ride the Townley train home
by Anonymous July 11, 2003

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