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yo bruv us townies is ace innit yer a bunch o battis innit } example of townie, trendy, chav *trying* to speak. Something seems to have messed up these poor creature's brains or something, as they can't seem to speak in coherent sentences to save their lives.
Townies wear tacky clothes, think everyone is a goff, call everyone a batti or a batti boy, pick fights they'd lose without a knife or their big bro to back them up, and think they're well hard. They'll shout abuse at you in the street, try to start fights, and some of the dodgier, braver, more stupid ones might actually knife you.

They seem to be under the delusion that they are American gangstas from NY, really creep around Leeds or Machester or wherever they live (always in abundance), have at least five little ankle-biters crawling around with them in front of the McDonalds, which is the only place they will ever be able to work (unless they want to collect rubbish) as they've failed everything.

They've got their own Townie language and are actually thick enough to think everyone else understand them as well. They think they're popular, but everyone really loathes them.

They'll drink white lightning and smoke cheap fags and are always trying to act stoned or drunk so they can look cool. Their pants are always hanging out of their cheap £1 tracksuits, and they've got IQs less than 0.

Townies are easily confused, and, like all thick-headed twats, don't like being made fools of, but they're mostly more bark than bite.

grunger: you're a Townie.
Twat: 'm not a Townie!
grunger: then you're a greebo, then?
Twat: Not a fuckin greebo, 'ma Townie, innit!

Not those fecking townies again! This place is a cess-pool!
by Frankiee September 15, 2006
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nylon coated, logo covered, strippy legged bastards!! that hang around being arragant little bastards!!
that person u c and think what a wanker
by someone u dont want to know March 24, 2004
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a kind of local scum bag hoe
by john May 24, 2003
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People who dont even know what a Grunger is. They wear there caps in a gay way pointing up to the sky (you can go cap flipping with them by knocking them off easily)

They wear Designer wear aka: Nike.
by I'll take your souls! March 14, 2004
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someone who socializes where other people who live in town socialize.. one who knows all the hot spots in town.
hey! dont' be a towny and go to the same old bar.. lets go camping instead.
by Rozel August 20, 2005
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yeh most townie girls are slags an act all big but not all off them are like that im classed as a sharron but into rock and heavy metal an i dont go around with all me bling bling on i think gold sucks and i dont wear named shit like nike,reeboke,armani,mochino etc and im still classed as a sharron an 4 some reason i hate being classed as a sharron i havent got a problem with any1 and hate sterotyping an that crap an i dont use slang words or anything either and i dont lisen to rap or rnb or shit but still get called a sharron yet i dont dress as a sharron or act like 1 i mostly dress as a rocker lol so not all people class things the same:(
they all go around starting on 1 another 4 no aparant reason what so ever an walking round going wogwarn bro wats happenin an wasuppppppp an what u starin at man whats with the word man!!!!
by loe life:( August 05, 2004
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they are trash
by Dave Fox January 23, 2004
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