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Ignorant moronic wankers that listen to repetitive car alarms, beat up people who are 5 years old or 89 years old, take pills and go nowhere in life. Hang about in dark alleys so they can rape little kids.
ur life is so shit that u r a towny
by carl August 25, 2003
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stupid dumbasses who try and dress like trendies but cant afford it ! shop at cheap shops and all dumb and think there gud cus they tried a cigerette!

dont understand grebsor punks

stupid townies gurls think they rule the skool cus theres more of em and freakout when they realise sum 1 in there class is a greb

listen to music like j-lo and britney spears and act and dress like every 1 else!
every time a townie is born a baby kitten dies!
by pinkz November 17, 2003
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The qualities associated with towns rather than with the country or the city, and towniness is a noun that implies these qualities.
She, in her towny way, thought that she had to get into everyone's business.
by Luddz June 29, 2015
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Someone who wears the latest fashions and follows the trends. However, they find anyone who dresses differently offensive and are likely to come out with phrases such as "your a freak, greeebo!" Also their range of insults covers "greebo" "freak" and "ya mom" Very closed minded
Towny: urrr greebo germs
Me: Just because your insecure and have to follow trends to be popular doesnt mean you have to take it out on me! And I'm not a greebo im a freak
Towny: ya mom
by bina December 05, 2003
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townys are the local people of scutty areas. They normally wear shiny shell suit or tracksuit tops, cheap jewellery from Netto and shout "Ow you daft cunt"
"You scruffy bag headed towny bastard"
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local scum who hang around the railings wearing ill fitting tracksuits, one nike glove and one of them crap nike hats on top of their head. they mainly spend all day smoking and harassing passer bys. they also never attend school as they are little fuckers and make everyones lives a misery. townies are the scum of the earth and should all be killed theres no doubt about it. they waste there live inbreeding and robbing and trying to be black people, mainly gangster cunts.
the bingham railing crew who stand all day smoking and drinking whilst odeling passer bys for money and fags, then beat up people for no apparent reason but to impress each other
by john December 05, 2003
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n. Male, attends Virginia Tech, starts parties and also ends them (usually by breaking things), completely awesome in whatever he does, rarely attends class, he is always downtown, and lives off his parents money. Sleeps during the day, watches cartoons, and like full flavored beer (PBR)
Towny is so awesome, I hope he never graduates.
by John Townsend May 02, 2007
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