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Townies are, to put it simply - Sheep. The follow whatever trends are in fashion, for about 3 weeks, then go onto the next thing, they are very noticeable:

The males wear dodgy cheap tracksuits and sports clothes, usually bought from JJB. They wear baseball caps with the peaks pointing straight up, and they usually have their trouser legs tucked into their socks, perhaps for some sort of primitive enjoyment.

The Female townies wear tops that- well I should say tops, but really they wear a piece of fabric that barely covers their nipples! They can usually be seen showing off to the males by removing their bra without taking their shirts off - which to me seems very pointless.

Townies usually listen to music by slutty women who don't have real talent but wear revealing clothes so the males stay interested and the females take notes on how to dress wrongly. They also listen to music by so-called "gangstaz" - men who would be shot within a second if they actually put one foot in the ghetto. The music is usually about drugs, sex and alcohol, as those seem to be the only things that stimulate the small townie mind.

As far as personality goes, townies are practially the same. They will all tell you that they lost their virginity at the age of 11 or 12 or some other stupid age, when in actual fact they have never seen the opposite sex's genitalia anywhere other than porn and sex-ed videos! They will all sit on street corners, drinking cheap beer that they coaxed the older townies into buying for them, and smoking 10-20 cigarettes a day. These activites make townies think they are really "cool" and probably give them the feeling that they are grown-ups, when in actual fact they are just immature slobs. They will mess around in school, disrupting lessons, etc, which reflects on their school achievements - which are usually nothing but sports-related activities.

If you are not one of them and you approcach a group of townies, don't be alarmed if they shout abuse at you and offer to fight you. The lead townie will shout the most abuse, whilst slowly backing away to hide behind the larger, quieter ones. If this happens, just keep walking - most of the time they will keep shotuing "come on then if you're startin'!" whilst still not coming any closer to you.
Townies naturally don't understand certain groups of people - Nice people, old people, punks, skaters and mainly Grebs
by Lilo February 20, 2004
townies, chavers, pikies, n.e.d's (non educated dilincuents), anti grungers (look that 1 up 2) wat ever u wanna call um they exist. they say all the dumbest words under the sun which they make up, some of there language comes from cockney slang or enviornmentle teachings, but i h8 most of um as we all do, there not the kinda people u want ur son to tern out like, now i hav a few townie frineds but there not so bad, josh green is a good example. but basicly a townie is som1 who weres brand makes like nike, adidas, umbro, "TN" and all of that. also a true typicaly stereo typ townie will go round and be an ass, pick fights with anyone who comes there way. but there are nice townies like josh green who is a good hounest person, but sometimes he says hes not a townie as even he knows wat there like, so yea, if ur a proper townie ur a basterd. end of.
oi oi mushtie im gonna bang u down a back allie much innit,
(is typical townie talk meaning im going 2 beat u up)
urk. ppl who wear tracksuits (evry day) an tops dat say "BOSTON" who knows y. they hang round shopping centres, not buying n e thing apart from a big mac. girl townies ave fake louie vuiton bags that r the size of ur hand. sum of them have dummies, hung round their necks on string (in amongst the keys and phone also hangind there), probably for their 3 children. boy townies have fake burbery caps pointin to da sun (although they mostly come out at night, like wearwolves), so therefor there is no point of them.they ride little bikes, so their knees touch their chin.they think theyre "wicked man init" but "naaarrrrrrr mannnnn dey aint init"
townie 1 : so like wat dya wanna do?
townie 2 : u startin on me? u startin?????? u want some BEEF?
townie 1 : oooooo u wan some beef i givin ya some BEEF"!!!!!!
passer-by : do you think he is offering that boy a burger?
townie 1 and 2 : ya startin on me????? i bash ya up maaannnnn !
by lilly August 03, 2004
1. Someone who lives in 'town' and has adopted every mental and social flaw associated with overcrowded living conditions.
2. People who try to constantly start fights to show how hard they are - this is actually a huge irony as they're cowardly bastards that will run away unless their group of 'geezers' outnumbers yours at least 10 to 1.
3. People who drive XR3i's, or escorts with a stolen XR3i logo superglued onto the back.
4. People who work in factories because they are stupid, and they need to earn a lot of money doing a shit job to finance their Helly Hansen wardrobe and other various 'mush' outfits.
5. Retards beyond redemption that -hate- free thinking people who don't read The Sun newspaper.
Ah fuck, cross the road there's a horde of knuckledragging townies walking this way.

You can't go out for a pint these days without some townie prick starting a fight.

I used to like this girl until I realised that she's a fucking dozy townie slapper.
by Wez May 03, 2004
Fuckers!!!!Full of it wen theyr wit their "crew" but scared shitless wen theyr by themselves. Give themselves stupid names and think theyr hard as nefink. Widely hated by every1 who is not a towny.
Kill the fukin chav.
by Vicki January 11, 2005
Townies r losers
they can be classed as toiletpaper cos i wud relli like 2 wipe mi ass with them ,filthy pikey pricks...
Townie: come on then u crusty beetch!
Grunger: u talkin 2 me?
Townie: yeh man! i cud ave u anyday!
Grunger: relli, well den come over ere and gimmie wut u got fucker
*townie walks over and throws punch at grunger which hits him in the mouth*
Grunger: oh im sorri, have u started?
Townie: yeh man i can see u cryin!
Grunger: cryin? wut the fuck?
*grunger, in a flash of lightning, smashes fist into townies face*
Townie: i'm gonna get mi mum on u!
*townie runs away crying*
by ..::T.. January 08, 2005
if u see a townie, kill it b4 it opens its mouth. if it does they r tryin 2 insult u.
townie1: lets go pull innit!
townie2: i can't, ma sis is at ome waitin 4 me
townie1: buzzin innit
by townie hunter October 19, 2004
people who live in towns, wear exactly the same clothes (girls: tight tops, hair pulled back in high ponytails using extensive amounts of spray, pedal pushers, white trainers, fake louis vuitton bags in which you can only fit a pe. guys: burberry caps which defy gravity and point upwards, addidas/reebok/nike clothes.)
they like to think they're very cool and hard etc etc, swear all the time and pretend to be things they're not e.g. non-virgins, cool.
as a group in general, they seem to have forgotten the existence of consonants. (dashes indicate missing consonants in their speech)
loke, she woz to-allie fi-, ma-e, yeah, and she woz so fuckin- fi-e, ma-e, ya shoulda seen -er, ma-e, innit?
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