Top Definition
The different ways to utilize a towel for your own benefit. Ways such as whacking someone with a towel when you're pissed at them, choking an unsuspecting victim with a towel for any given reason, or using it to wipe up some "you know what" after you had some fun.
Guy #1 Hey, I wonder what you I do with this towel.
Guy #2 Well I'm sure there are many tactics you can use with that towel.
Guy #1 Yes! I can use Towel Tactics!!

George used many Towel Tactics this Sunday when his annoying cousin came over.
by Tactical Titty Teen July 28, 2010

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