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When you're about to drop a deuce and your struggling to hold it in, the tip or your shit-log pokes out and touches the fabric of your undergarment. Matt- I'm busting for a shit so bad I'm touching cloth. Can I cut in front of you for the stall?
Joe- Yeah, but only if I can poke it back in with my cock? Matt- Deal! |
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when the turtle head of ones faeces pretudes to the extent that it touches the cloth which comprises ones underwear. A crude expression with a mighty impact. -"I am ever so glad i wore baggy boxer shorts today".
-"really egbert why is that". -well humbert to be quite frank i am touching cloth. -oh you are desperate to empty your bowels and are finding it hard to keep the turtles head under reigns. -quite, and now i am afraid the turtles head has broken through my anal gates and is causing one great discomfort. -i see, well it is lucky you are wearing spacious boxer shorts for if you were wearing y fronts the turtle may have been crushed resulting in a mess in ones pants. -never mind i am starting to quite enjoy the sensation it is similar to when you insert your penis through my cheeks to the brown. -oh well i dont know why you are complaining in that case it would be more like a terrapin head as my penis is terribly small due to the inbred nature of my family. -dont beat yourself up you make up for it with your 11 fingers. |
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A saying that is used when someone has waited FAR too long to have a shit. It
verbalises the possible condition that the lead end of a shit has protruded beyond the opening of the anus and has made contact with their undergarment. I need to find a bathroom right now.. I'm TOUCHING CLOTH
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When the prairrie dog pops it head out of the burrow and is almost headbutting the undergarments.The time immediately preceeding the arrival of a brown trout fuck i'm touching cloth.We'd better find a toilet soon or i'll lay a nest of dogs eggs in my fucking strides
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When you are struggling to hold in a poo, and its tip has breached the sphincter and is touching your underwear. Dude, I've gotta get to a toilet quick, I'm touching cloth here!
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When the head of your brown trout is appearing unbidden on-deck. When the nose of the turtle's head is beginning to rub on the undergarments you are currently wearing. I'm sorry your Majesty, I may have to leave abruptly as I'm touching cloth...
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When you have to poop really bad and you can barely hold it in. So bad the poop is touching your underwear or is close to it. you: Man do I have to take a dump really bad. I don't think I can hold it in.
me: Are you "touching cloth"? Ewwwww |
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