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Used to display anger at or because of someone who like to play with themselves to much...OR anyone in general.
You stupid touchfuck!

That touchfuck...

What a touchfuck.

1. "Whats buggin you?"
"Josh was trying to blame me for shit that he was supposed to do and never did..."
"What a touchfuck."
by Hackist August 17, 2008
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when someone is sleeping in a bed and the two people on the floor are having sex and keep running into the bed. The two people having sex on the floor are the Touch Fuck.
you are such a Touch Fuck
by courtney+ stephanie February 08, 2009
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