When u say something to someone and they have no reply back for it.
Joe: Hey dude i fucked your girlfriend
Bill: Hey dude i fucked ya mum
Joe: Ah Touché
A word derived from French that is used most-commonly when someone makes a particularly good point in an arguement and leaves the opponent (the touché sayer) speechless or at a loss for words.
-If incest is a sin then what the fuck does that make Adam and Eve?
French word used in fencing. Commonly used today to recognize the other side's good argument or comeback.
Roughly translates to 'Oh shit, I didn't think of that'
Guy 1: You know Mountain Dew shrinks your balls.
Guy 2: At least I HAVE balls.
Guy 1: ... Touché.
If one person presents an argument and another delivers a clever or appropriate response, the first person may respond with "touché" as a way of acknowledging a good response.
When I was at the strip club the other night:
Stripper: Someones face got a little close to my ass...
Me: Someones ass got a little close to my face!
Used to acknowledge a successful criticism or an effective point in argument.
-You should quit now.
-I think I'll take my chances in the tournament.
-Yeah, you will take your chances.
-That's what I just said.
-That's what I'm saying to you.
-Okay, I'm not sure where you're trying to go with this.
-Well, I'm not sure where you're going with this.
An all-purpose word which is used among swimmers as a substitute for anything they don't feel like saying.
-I'm in the 400 touché next!
-What heat and touché are you in?
-Touché four, lane six.
-I have to drop seven seconds to get the touché!
-Make sure to touché, and you'll kick some touché.