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Short for totally. Seems to orginate from Fort Collins, Colorado. Friend A: (enthusiastically) This band is totally bane!
Friend B: (enthusiastically) Totes to the motes, bro, totes to the motes! |
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A shorter more convenient form of the word: totally. This word is most commonly used by teenage girls. The most obvious advantage of using this word is the time saved. Data collected at a prestigious university found that every syllable spoken takes approximately 0.14 seconds. The same prestigious university also found that the average valley girl says the word totally around 190 times a day. If you do the math, the average time saved by using the word totes as opposed to totally would save 26.6 seconds a day! Over the course of a year that adds up to 2.7 hours!! Girl #1: I totes want to go to the shoe store because I totes need to purchase new heels.
Girl #2: Totes! I totes need a new pair too so I'll totes go with you. Girl #3: OH EM GEE! you guys saved 0.7 seconds by saying totes instead of totally!! |
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A fucking lame way to say "totally" FOOD IS TOTES GOOD LOL stfu
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How to say Totally in retard Omg I am Totes there bfflflfllfbfllflbfllfbfl!!!!
*kicked in the thoat* |
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Short for "totally" I am totes sick of working here.
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Totes, pronounced like boats with a "t," is a shortened form of the word totally. a. Isn't that guy over there really cute?
b. totes. |
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(verb, adjective, adverb, noun, etc. etc.) 1. Salutations of some sort; also farewell - "Totes!;" "Stay totes!" 2. Action word (verb) in ambiguous context - "Totes it up!"; "Let's totes this place!" 3. Original connotation: totally - "That girl is totes hot,"; "You're totes sketch." 4. Any positive association - "Getting into college is totes!"; "Yeah, Glee is pretty much the totes!" 5. A method with which to puncture silences, esp. those of the awkward variety - "...Totes." Life is totes.
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Abbreviated version of "totally." All words that "totes" modifies should be abbreviated if at all possible; some exceptions apply.
Original usage is "totes obvi" and should never be used by people who actually use "obvi" in conversation. I am totes starve tonight.
That comment was totes inapprop. Those test questions were totes ridic! I can't believe he wouldn't buy me a drink. He is totes cheap! |
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