A synonym for breasts. The word is derived from its similarity to tits and the fact that tote bags are about the size of the average breast, therefore the word tote has come to mean tit. It is especially useful in mixed company where a male may comment she has nice totes, without the well-endowed woman knowing that she is being discussed.
I hadn't seen in her in awhile, but she must have hit puberty's second wind. Her boobs have grown and now she has incredible totes.
by P.Titty November 12, 2005
A shorter more convenient form of the word: totally. This word is most commonly used by teenage girls.

The most obvious advantage of using this word is the time saved. Data collected at a prestigious university found that every syllable spoken takes approximately 0.14 seconds.

The same prestigious university also found that the average valley girl says the word totally around 190 times a day.

If you do the math, the average time saved by using the word totes as opposed to totally would save 26.6 seconds a day! Over the course of a year that adds up to 2.7 hours!!
Girl #1: I totes want to go to the shoe store because I totes need to purchase new heels.

Girl #2: Totes! I totes need a new pair too so I'll totes go with you.

Girl #3: OH EM GEE! you guys saved 0.7 seconds by saying totes instead of totally!!
by ThatsWhatsup14 December 21, 2010
A fucking lame way to say "totally"
FOOD IS TOTES GOOD LOL stfu
by ha April 02, 2005
to carry
to tote a gun
by zimbabweed September 08, 2003
How to say Totally in retard
Omg I am Totes there bfflflfllfbfllflbfllfbfl!!!!

*kicked in the thoat*
by Angelsfire December 07, 2008
Short for "totally"
I am totes sick of working here.
by Jenn February 26, 2003
TOTE
The... trap of technical excellence TOTE
Sometimes the focus within creativity can be fixated upon technical excellence to the detriment of the idea and creativity, causing a creative person to fall into the trap of technical excellence.

A man would do nothing if he waited until he could do it so well that no one could find fault. ~John Henry Newman.

Striving for excellence motivates you; striving for perfection is demoralizing. ~Harriet Braiker

Have no fear of (perfection) - you'll never reach it. ~Salvador Dali
Q... He had a good idea and yet he is still doing tests, will he ever create something?
A... He has TOTE and needs to regain focus.
by avesta August 07, 2012
Totes, pronounced like boats with a "t," is a shortened form of the word totally.
a. Isn't that guy over there really cute?
b. totes.
by Emmmmmma May 24, 2006

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