One who participates in "tote" activities such as:
- Eating too much
- F**king chicks weird
- Fronting with the chest
- Having horrible, unoriginal comebacks
- Cat calling chicks and saying "sup trick"
- Cutting box on the top box
- Dodging wet situations with grenades present
- Draining 24 oz Bud Talls in less than 8 seconds
The biggest douche-bag (tote boi) on campus you've ever seen... Most commonly found on Wisconsin college campuses.