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noun: The shortened version of prostitot, which is a young woman between the ages of 11-17 who finds it necessary to be a trashy ho. The prostitot is an elusive creature, with her penis garble language. They hang out in groups, squaking at passerbys, making older gentlemen feel uncomfortable. I mean, with the lack of clothes they wear, it's hard sometimes, because as an older male, they don't want to feel like a pedophile. And apparently, the hormones in our water have increased, because somehow these girls have real, non tissue paper breasts that sometimes dwarf even the 20 year olds. The prostitot is considered a carnivore in the whore family. They stalk their prey with the calculated cunning of the king of the jungle. And they are queens, indeed, of Claire's and Charlotte Russe. They rule malls all over, making countless young men nervous with their tight clothing and sinister glances. Does she want you to talk to her, or does she want to eat your soul? A question that has plagued the fragile male mental for years. "Damn bro, look at those tots over there."
"Dude I got rolled out on by this pack of tots. I had to call mall security to help me fight them off, but their power was too great. We must regroup." "Ewww bitch you're such a dumb tot." "Listen mom, being a tot is who I am. How am I to succeed as a stripper if I don't start practicing being a total useless slut now?" |
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is not a word but an emoticon ToT the horizontal line of the T is the eye and the vertical a tear falling from it, the O is an open mouth ToT!!! is like animeish stuff, u know, they wanna add feeling to a sentence
"I finally got a new job ToT" |
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A small child usually under 3 years old I went to toys 'r' us to buy toys for the tots.
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"tired of texting" usually texted by a person that would prefer to talk (text conversation)
Bill: Hey man how was the weekedn? Greg: Awww. It was cool. Tons of vag in LV. Bill: nfw. you hit that shit Greg: yea, two shits at the same time Bill: where they hurt? Greg: tot Bill: comon man. i'm sitting next to the gf. can't call. you gotta tell me. Greg: fu tot |
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Polite English shorthand for the Yiddish expression "Tuchas Oyfn Tish", literally meaning "Ass on the Table". Figuratively used the mean "Put up or shut up". Come on Manny. TOT. What's the bottom line here?
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Acrynom for: Table of Twats
*Note that the definition for twat is used as whore A TOT is a any table filled with whores. Usually as soon as one twat sits at a table, the TOT soon starts to build and quickly multiply. A random guy says: Look at that Twat sitting alone
2 Minutes Later Same guy: Holy crap, that TOT has over 10 people Another 2 Minutes Later Same Guy: What the f**k, that TOT completely multiplied by 300% |
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Acronym for "A ton on tick" ($100 worth of product on credit), used commonly by South Australian people to baffle or evade police phone taps, or the paranoia of such an instance.
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