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What happens to a super-hot young Mexican girl between 19 and 30 years of age. That inevitable mysterious 60+ pounds that turns a "10" into a "2" in just a few years. Hey, Pedro, who was that chick you were with yesterday?
That was my sister, Maria. You know her. Wow! I didn't even recognize her. What the heck happened to HER? You know, man. The tortilla bomb went off after she got out of high school. Wow, she got as big as a house, dude. Yeah, I know. She eats everything in sight. |
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