Monica Lewinsky
I'll tapitytaptap that Lewinsky torta.
by DJ LATIN September 10, 2003
9 more definitions
Top Definition
A really fat ugly bitch that thinks she's hot.
Dude, that fatass torta is lookin at you
by furynator3000 August 06, 2009
The one fat bitch that hangs out with good looking bitches.
Fuck, that TORTA broke my fuckin' chair again.
by Lil Man July 17, 2003
A fat cumdumpster (woman) they are notorious for being conceited and thinking that they weigh 200 lbs less than they do.
Orale esse! Cuidado con esa torta!
by Nigga12 November 13, 2008
A woman who is obese
My husband cheated on me with a torta
by Miss Edis November 18, 2010
a person thats always eating and never seams to get full
boy-"i want a sandwich"
girl-"wtf? didnt you just eat!"
boy-"so?"
girl-"your a freakin torta you know that!"
by BaBeLocs July 23, 2008
Filipino slang: Sexual intercourse; to fuck; to screw;

will fuck - Totortahin
is fucking - Tumutorta
was fucked - Tinorta
I want a good TORTA tonight.

"Totortahin kita!" - i will fuck you!
"Tumutorta si Paulo" - Paulo is busy fucking
by Torta Surf Crew October 02, 2009

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