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"Tort" is a former high school wrestler from Clinton, NJ of Italian descent. He has a subtle mono-toned demeanor and is known to be incredibly principled. Tort is infamous for having and unparalleled ability to take a punch. Once while trying to quit smoking, he instructed his immediate friends to punch him in the face if they see him smoking. Later that night at a Christmas party Tort smoked a pack and a half of cigarettes receiving punches in the face chest and junk for every one but refused to stay down. Many facts known as "Chuck Norris Facts" originated as Tort facts but later appeared on chuck Norris web sites.
Mike-Dude you got you ass kicked last night at that party. Joe-Yea but I kept getting up. Mike-yea you pulled a Tort.
by Milloto's July 05, 2010
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Noun. From the French word for "wrong," it is an act or omission that, while (usually) not criminal, hurts someone else physically, financially, or otherwise, and allows the injured party to sue whoever did it. Tort suits can provide lots of money for lawyers.
After that idiot hit me with his car, my hospital bill was $100,000. I'm going to bring a tort suit against him.
by E. D. M. February 28, 2009
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2.
An individual who is highly Americanized and typically behaves in an uncultured way.
"No tort can take down a 2-6 of vodka and still come out alive."
"Abercrombie shorts, American Eagle shirt, and Hurley shoes...what a tort."
by czvezda October 21, 2012
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A legal doctrine which holds that money rights all wrongs.
"I just read about a torts case where some dude got his hand cut off in a factory and got $800,000 for it."
by Are Jonnson November 30, 2006
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4.
Short for "tortellini".
The judge was hungry and got some tort at the takeout window.
by DKLONE June 28, 2007
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5.
WEED, GREENS, GANJA
Apeh helank tort utenk?

Down for some tort?

Tortneraaaaaaa!
by TortMaster May 29, 2011
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A PURE crack head, Junkie. etc. this person loves nothing more then getting so fucked up that he can not even think.
Christian- Peter you Tort

Peter- Brrrr give me a BLASTTT

Christian- You fucking tort.
by DCONZ January 12, 2010
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