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2.
Absolutely turned on; As hard/bonerized as physically possible.
She's so hot... I'm fully torqued right now.
by chadioo April 13, 2013
 
1.
To be really fucked up on booze or drugs. "Torqued up" is also acceptable.
1: Mind if I crash on your couch? I'm way too torqued to drive.
2: That idiot came in here all torqued on blow actin' the fool and shit. We had to beat his ass!
by A.C. Sativa May 28, 2013
 
3.
Angry, mad, upset
also Corked
I have to stay after school, I am so torqued!
by FrenchFry May 22, 2004
 
4.
as drunk as possible.

(often in combination with xanax and/or fishing and/or driving a van).
"whats up brohamsky?"

"I'm getting tortally torqued brah. you should come over."
by pseudonymguy July 22, 2010
 
5.
getting your ass handed to you by a superior in the military. Involves physical punishment that only the hardest of people can actually do. Can also be a phycological punishment.
1. Man master corperal really torqued us with the rucksack march.
2. I was perfect that inspection, he only threw my kit around to torque me.
by babyg296 February 13, 2010
 
6.
Adj. Something or someone that is both hard and artsy. A state of being.
This rave in an abandoned warehouse is so torqued
by Whoiswizard July 19, 2011
 
7.
Very drunk.
Last night we got really torqued.
by Beastie September 21, 2003