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A large mammal thats lives in the northern reigons of North America and some remote parts of the Middle East. Small numbers of Torpovs survive the winter by eating each other. The Last known king of Torpovs was a lump known as Dimitrius
Dude I was almost killed by a pack of Torpovs!!
by faheez=p February 27, 2009

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