3) A group of gritty, tough-as-nails men responsible for the anal penetration/spanking of 20 Ottawa Senators every year come playoff time.
"The sky is blue."
"Water is wet."
"The Maple Leafs smoked the Sens."
"No its reagional coverage so the best we get to see is the Toronto Maple Leafs"
"god damn, i feel like i just got a sutherland"
I'm convinced they cannot possibly win more than 2 rounds of playoffs, even in a good year.
Oh no, Philly in the first round. Well, there's always next year. Go Blue Jays.
Ya they suck