a person whose goal is to destroy a tornado before a tree starts to sway. by many such ways as planting a 5-ton charge in the twisters path and blowing it up, killing the tornado, or taking a laser and pointing at the tornado until the whole thing condenses.
Guy: that guy is a tornado fighter! he stopped an F5 tornado from destroying a town!
Guy 2: How?
Guy: After getting charged up the wazoo
from his website getting farked
, he created a 8-ton explosive charge and planted it RIGHT where the tornado was forming. then, he blew it up
, stopped the tornado, and created a foot of rainfall from all the condensed clouds within a 500m radius. the Xplosion
was cool, the rainfall, not as much
Guy 3: You guys talking about me? 'cuz i blew up that tornado
A delusional taxi driver from a large city in the American Southwest who despite overwhelming opposition from the scientific community (and anyone else with a shred of common sense) continues to dream up very expensive plans which he claims will destroy a tornado. For years he planned on detonating an explosive inside a tornado, but in recent months he has expressed a greater interest in pointing a laser beam at the tornado.
The tornado fighter was charged up the wazoo for massive bandwith usage after his website was FARKed in Jan 2004.