Top Definition
The act of sticking a lit candle into a woman's vagina, then blowing the wax of the candle onto her chest, then ejaculating onto her chest, creating a wax/cum mixture on her chest. The partner then proceeds to lick the mixture off of the woman's chest, and place it onto her bottom.
Mitch: Hey man, what happened with Nancy?
Dan: I gave her a Tormuffin.
by Torminator September 01, 2011

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

Your favorite word on a white mug.

Create a mug

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Soft and offensive. Just like you.

Buy the t-shirt

The Urban Dictionary T-Shirt

Smooth, soft, slim fit American Apparel shirt. Custom printed. 100% fine jersey cotton, except for heather grey (90% cotton).

Buy the t-shirt