Top Definition
A shirtless, well-muscled jew of Egyptian descent. A Torin can build pyramids with ease.
Torins are amazing at guitar.
Torins are known to have a large phalice.
Torins can be described as a player of the highest calibar.
Torins are, surprisingly, very nerdy, and attend math camp multiple time
some chick's friend-"OMG, u fucked Torin"
girl- "yeah! then he played guitar and solved equations at the same time!!!!"
by The T!!! February 16, 2009
An extremely grand thing, something so grand that everything else is hidden in the shadow of its grandeur.
Dude, that statue is a fuckin Torin.
by My name is Torin, so sue me. February 26, 2005
Generally considered the ultimate force of everything forever. Cures AIDS victims with a swish of his flighty tail, and spends every other Tuesday fighting evil by flexing in the mirror. Has a large penis.
Val: Oh noes Torin, you have beaten me agen!

by LemonLye September 04, 2008
A Guy who gains 100 lbs.
by Anonymous April 15, 2003
known as "squids". a person who masturbates with slimy sea creatures to experience what a "real pussy" feels like.
tom is a torin, he borrowed my mom's squid we were supposed to eat, but i found it in his drawer. wtf dude??
by the source April 05, 2003
a tennis player
john wants to be a torin after seeing serena williams
by the source April 05, 2003
a chinese tennis player that is sensitive and excretes tears from the eyes. usually given to a sensitive boy. known to be chubby and also has tendencies of being a craddle robber.
dude, what happened to john? hes a fucken torin nowadays, always crying and checking out jack's lil sister alisha in 7th grade.
by the source April 05, 2003

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