Top Definition
The act of masturbating with an arizona iced-tea can in a public school bathroom.
Barry: Did you hear about those two new girls from texas?
Jerry: Yeah they were performing a Topsham Can Crusher on each other
by Smegma Pirate May 19, 2010

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