The inability of certain individuals to wear a shirt or top in both public and private life. Victims of this unusual condition feel compelled to go topless, and includes both male and female. To date there is no known cure. Sufferers are encouraged to either hide from public scrutiny or cash in on their new found talent...
Wow, look at that chest. She's obviously suffering from topless breast syndrome.
by Kirrock63 October 01, 2009