Top Definition
Topical Ointment Boy is an imaginary superhero invented by the famed Joe Prete. It is used in a derogatory manner to describe someone who has bad skin.
Gosh, who does Steve think he is with that creme, topical ointment boy?
by Joe_is_like_Whoa January 02, 2006
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