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when you're closer to a person than someone else.
Person 1: someone keeps spreading rumors about me to my boyfriend.
Person 2: Your boyfriend probably won't believe her anyway.
Person 1: but it's my boyfriend's best friend that keeps spreading rumors,
Person 2: So, you top that rank, your his girlfriend, that person is just his best friend
by Anonymous102894814 June 29, 2013
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