1. A manly man film, where manly man men do manly man things with each other. Staring Tom Cruise and Val Kilmer being...well, gay. This film was made in the 80's and is about fighter pilots fighting in war. A very manly thing to do but, a little too manly as it has huge overtones of homosexuality that have been spoken about since the films release. Tarantino has made reference to these overtones before and, as such has popularised the theory a bit more. This film also has one of the most sexy scenes in film history...if you are a fag, or a woman. Men in Speedos playing vollyball. Hmm, where did all these gay theorys come from...I wonder.
2. When two guys sit down and give each other a hand job. Their other hand may then be used to tickle the balls.
I wonder where this act got it's name from...Hmm?
This one time I saw a small child sucking off this old man in the park and then the man came all over the little boys face who licked it all off and swallowed it, and that was the gayest thing I ever saw until I watched Top Gun.
The world's longest, most expensive air force advertisement.
The Military Industrial Complex often uses action films, like Top Gun, to con our children into joining the military.
From the Tom Cruise movie of fame, "Top Gun" can be used as a passive-aggressive derogatory term for someone who thinks they're cool, tough, or otherwise competent. It is to be used along the same sarcastic lines as "boss," "chief," "ace," "big guy," "player," etc., except Top Gun is most effective when dealing with someone either in a fast car, or wearing Ray-Ban sunglasses.
"Hey, way to signal there, Top Gun!"
The Air Combat Manuvering (ACM) training school for the Navy, used to teach dog fighting. Officially called the Naval Fighters Weapons School, it was based out of Mirimar Naval Air Base in San Diego. In 1996 however, it moved to Fallon Naval Air Station 60 miles out of Reno, Nevada
The movie Top Gun is nothing like the actual school.
Old school Nintendo game. Known for the level where you would have to try and refuel the plane to no avail. Should you somehow pass this level, you would then have to try and land the damn plane on the Carrier.
"I just refueled the plane! Time to restart"
Having a girl ride your face cowgirl
style while simultaneously using your penis as a joystick. Be sure to have "Highway to the Danger Zone" by Kenny Loggins playing in the background for the full effect.
I wanted to play top gun with my girl the other night but she totally shot me down because apparently the pattern was full.
To have sex with a woman, usually while intoxicated. Used as a noun, naming a location where only a select few guys go after a party. To achieve top gun status, vaginal penetration must be made. All other sexual acts count merely as "flight school" which in time may lead to top gun status.
Ace: Hey man, did you wind up hooking up with that chick from the party last night?
Rellie: Hell yeah man! I went all the way to top gun!
-Verb. Jargon based on the behavior of the characters in the movie Top Gun
, to pwn
in a form that is unquestionably awesome
, which leads to doubtless trust
of your skills
from your peers. In simpler terms, to make an object/person your bitch
-Noun. One who topguns.
, i totally topgunned that test. I made that test my bitch
, im definitely copying you next time. You are topgun, man.
Guy1: I topgunned her ass
Guy2: No wonder shes walking like broken down whore