Jack Tooze Joke 

A really bad joke, that is usually so bad it is funny.
Named so, because of the terrible jokes Jack Tooze comes up with on a regular basis.

"What do you call a cat crossed with a dog? A CATDOG!"

"Man, that is such a Jack Tooze joke."

Jack Tooze Joke by Audwald February 14, 2009

Toomeyed 

When a politician runs for office on the premise that he has principles and will defend a particular position, but abandons those principles during his first term, the people who voted for him have been "Toomeyed".

The Jr. Senator from PA ran in 2010 as a staunch defender of the 2nd amendment, assumed office in 2011, and in 2013 Toomeyed the voters by joining with with the likes of Chuck Schumer and Dianne Feinstein in a "Yes" vote for cloture on S 649.

Toomeyed by Ewussor April 13, 2013

spice toozie

a bowel movement after a rich flatulence causing meal.

"Lamel ate the hellfire burrito! Now he gonna have a spice toozie!" said Dermot.

spice toozie by Mermit Styles October 21, 2010

Toogers 

The better version of poggers

The stream chat is so toogers right now

Toogers by SBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSB December 16, 2020

Cooter Tooter 

Someone who has a tendency to queef very regularly.

That bitch is a cooter tooter.

Cooter Tooter by jnotosh December 8, 2010

toolery

to describe someone doing an act that is so stupid for words.

Bhavya: "I just cut off my finger trying to dissect a kidney"
Laurence: "Such toolery"

Laurence: "MP1 Exam #3 is moved to Monday for all classes."
Kedar: "So when's our test?"
Shivam: "Toolery."

toolery by shkippay95 November 14, 2012

Banjo-Tooie 

One of the most frustrating games ever for completionists. The levels are much larger and much more complex than in Banjo-Kazooie, you get less max health, there's a boss in every level, and the boss battles can be very challenging. It is still a great game nonetheless

The quickest recorded time anyone's ever gotten all 90 jiggies and 900 musical notes in Banjo-Tooie is over 4 hours and 40 minutes

Banjo-Tooie by Xtreme2252 July 20, 2009