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A hairy, fat, transvestite, dude, possably in his mid 30's that wears a tutu, crown, and wand. He watches when your children loose their teeth, breaks into your house and goes into your kids room and proforms mandatory bartering with your unconcious children, pays them with either quarters, dollars or by teabagging them. than he "flys" away in his broken down 70's station wagon, to a crummy little apartment possably in NYC or Detroit, where he adds the new teeth to the existing pile on the living room floor, where he proforms some sort of tooth fetish ritual...possably by putting them in his mouth, rubbing his dick on them, shoving them in his ass...or other crevaces, and repetes the cycle over and over again. Billy: *yawn* who the fuck are you?
Tooth bitch: *looks as if on crack* where are th..the teeth? Billy: *screams* mom! where do we keep the shotgun? Tooth Fairy: keep quiet kid! or your going to get the gas Billy: *checks him out* you dont have to...u know...pay me in quarters, *takes his clothes off* we can work somthing out. Tooth pedifile: *whispers to himself* score *sex noises* |
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Thats what you call a gay dentist. Person A: Ow my teeth hurt.
Person B: You should go see the tooth fairy. Person A: Oh you mean that dentist, ha ha. |
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The Tooth Fairy teaches kids they can sell their body parts for money! Also known as prostitution. Tooth Fairy: Hey kids! I'm gonna sneak into your room at night and steal your teeth! And then leave you money! Woo!
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That one lie that the dentist and Mom and Dad told you. Dentist:Oh joy!Your tooth came out.Put it under your pillow when you go to sleep and the tooth fairy will come!
Next morning you:Mooom,the dentist lied to me ; 3; |
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A Gay Dentist "My tooth fairy drills too hard"
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while banging a girl at your buddies house, you pull out just in time to leave your load of jiz under their pillow. the tooth fairy It looks like the tooth fairy was here again last night honey.
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As your lady is brushing her teeth and leans over the sink to spit, run in and pull down her pants to fuck her from behind. Your choice of hole. Man I gave my wife one hell of a tooth fairy last night, boy was she surprised when I put it in her poop shoot.
As I leaned over to spit out toothpaste, I came from the Tooth Fairy. |
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A closet gay guy who won't have vaginal sex with any female. He'll only receive oral from every girl he meets. 1. To keep his reputation 2. To hide his secret 3. HE DOESN'T LIKE PUSSY Nah, you don't want him. He's a a "Tooth Fairy", only wants your jaws and not your box. From what I've heard, he's only ever had oral, because he can imagine it's a guys mouth. But he has to! So his boys don't know!
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