The tooth fairy is a ninfo ass slut-bag that, after you loose teeth, sneekes into your room at night and tries to steal your teeth from under your pillow. I think people are stupid because if they don't want to get the tooth taken why would they put it under their pilow? That's the first fucking place she will look! Plus she is a bitch because from a sign as,"oh i paid for this" SHE LEAVES A GODDAMN QUARTER WHERE THE TOOTH WAS! I never belived in this chick beacuse no little white fairy would sneek inti the hood after dark. Some nigga will fuck her in the ass so hard with his long black cock she will loose all of her teeth!
The fucking tooth fairy took my god damn tooth! Now I have to grow another.
Thats what you call a gay dentist.
Person A: Ow my teeth hurt.
Person B: You should go see the tooth fairy.
Person A: Oh you mean that dentist, ha ha.
The Tooth Fairy teaches kids they can sell their body parts for money! Also known as prostitution
Tooth Fairy: Hey kids! I'm gonna sneak into your room at night and steal your teeth! And then leave you money! Woo!
That one lie that the dentist and Mom and Dad told you.
Dentist:Oh joy!Your tooth came out.Put it under your pillow when you go to sleep and the tooth fairy will come!
you:Mooom,the dentist lied to me ; 3;
An inferior, winged creature, who steals peoples teeth, and replaces them with pathetic sums of money.
Also, can be used in referance to someone who sheeps their friends, trying to look big and clever.
Look at them two, Lou is such a Toothfairy when it comes to Elaine.
while banging a girl at your buddies house, you pull out just in time to leave your load of jiz under their pillow. the tooth fairy
It looks like the tooth fairy was here again last night honey.
A Gay Dentist
"My tooth fairy drills too hard"
As your lady is brushing her teeth and leans over the sink to spit, run in and pull down her pants to fuck her from behind. Your choice of hole.
Man I gave my wife one hell of a tooth fairy last night, boy was she surprised when I put it in her poop shoot.
As I leaned over to spit out toothpaste, I came from the Tooth Fairy.