ToonTown Online is a terrible online game. There are only 4 reasons why this game sucks.

1: Servers are crowded chock full of 6 year olds who only want to ditch you in a boss raid, known as "VPs" "CFOs" or "CJs". Those are the only 3 boss fights, and they all are all the same THING! (Minor Battle, Minor Battle again, then Real Battle.)

2: If there are more than 7 people on one map, the game will drop to 4-7 FPS, even on the 1337est of computers. This makes it even harder.

3: The tasks in order to get more HP are so fuckin' boring! All you do is go around and battle the enemies in this game, known as "Cogs", and the typical delivery quest every few quests.

4: The 6 year olds can't type for shit as well. Expect to see stuff like "com vp wit me plz dn ele hop" or "yu stink hi laffr"
As you can see, the lag and the community ruins it.
And that is what ToonTown is. I don't know why I am whining about a fucking kid's game.
by h4xx December 20, 2006
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A 3-D game made by Disney. But let's ignore that.

Toontown is an MMORPG that reaches the age audience (in my opinion) of 4-12, but, beleive it or not, parents and single adults play it too. You get to play as a "toon" who can be a rabbit, cat, horse (ugly) dog, etc. and can be of a wide assortment of colors, heights, fatness, or whatever. (Am I wording this akwardly?)
Your main goal is to defeat the cogs by joking around to fight them.

Some of my complaints are that it lags a lot. The fps can be really low at times, as one person has complained already. Also, the visual alpha from far away, or in other words the appearence of geometric shapes from a distance is crapped up. A dogs eyes for example should be ovals, but instead they are octagon looking things. Same with rabbits' mouths and ears.
Oh, and you can't freeform chat. You have to choose words from the "speedchat" menu. Mainly because there aren't any mods in the areas, like club penguin.

But enjoy your ten dollar a month game. I do.
DrClash- ok bye guys...I'm gonna play toontown for a while...

Maplestory noob-toontows for babiz lol

DrClash- ...then don't bother with it...
by Dr. Clash September 08, 2007
1- The best game ever! It was created for kids but surpisingly adults joined too.
2- A theme park in Disneyworld--"Mickey's toontown"
Jimmy: I'm going to play toon town!! ^__^
Suzy: YAY! Me too! see 'ya there!
by Nessa April 12, 2005
The best online Disney game in the world.
Toontown totally smashes Club Penguin!
by blaez kat May 27, 2014
a nickname for Saskatoon, Saskatchewan, Canada
Let's head to Toontown for a night out
by saskotis January 12, 2006
The worst fucking MMO of all time.

It's basically Disney Junior rolled into a computer game. You can be an assortment of animals and have to defeat robot lawyers with pranks. Makes perfect sense.

And you can't freeform chat AT ALL. You have to choose from a drop-down menu, which completely ruins the point of chatting in the first place.

Also, houses are useless because you'll never go in them except for maybe once a month.

If you want an MMO like this but BETTER, try Freerealms. It cuts you off from doing quests after a while (unless you pay for it) but it's far better than this abomination.
Small child: HeY dIiD uU pLaY ToOntoWn?

Someone else: No, that game is a piece of shit.
by Chowder183 August 24, 2012
An oral sex act in which you throw a pie at
your bitch while wearing a crappy robot mask then after words you deficate into his/her open wanting mouth then after words
you run her over with a train.
When playing the mmorpg toontown, my girlfriend came over and i gave her a toontown followed by a cleaveland steamer.
by Toontownisgay October 12, 2008
The worst game you will EVER play. Compared to Club Penguin, & Panfu? They're the top 3 most horrible games in my list.
Person 1: Hey, have you heard of Toontown?

Person 2: Yeah, it's the worst game I've ever played!
by LittleCheetahs August 01, 2013
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