Dude I really wanna get the snake wet today (whines constantly about wanting sex)
Well haven't you heard about this thing called Toonie Tuesday?
It's a day where hookers are toonies (minute, or hour, depends on the quality too)
Oh dude awesome!
Yeh! And we can get a two for one with this coupon! Tuesdays are just as awesome as Stacy's mom
In Canada, KFC sells a weeks worth of leftover chicken that they're not allowed to legally include in a meal. It normally consists of beaks and chicken feet and it costs 2 Canadian Dollars (a toonie). Usually it's just hobos or old people who actually buy it.
Also a term used by high school drug dealers in Canada when they sell all their cheapest weed for a toonie on tuesdays.
grandma: "Well why don't we go to KFC now? it's Toonie Tuesday so it'll only cost two bucks eh."
grandpa: "Great idea, and after that we can go buy some cheap weed from teenagers."