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1. Toolwack
(adverb)

Origin: Native Islands of Guava
Tool: doodle
Wack: have a pull
Result: having a pull on your doodle
Smart sounding result: masturbation
I need a jigjig but i can't get one so i'll go have a toolwack and have oodles and oodles of oomphy fun doing it!