Toolmate: how many of you guys are going to be cock sucking mother fuckers and bow down to that frat instead of driving me to walmart.
Large group of people: .........
Toolmate: dude can i borrow your car i want to take a girl downtown.
roommate of toolmate: uhhh can you drive stick?
toolmate: yeah i can drive stick, dude my first car was a stick shift.
roommate of toolmate: yeah didnt you total that car?
toolmate: yeah dude. your point?
roommate of toolmate: i think that im going to have to pass on letting you borrow my car.
toolmate: OK dude be lame.