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is someone who goes to college and dresses complely in that college's stuff and is an asshole and does not have a thought for themself and are aware that they are being used
Girl: "Man my sister is a toolbag"
Boy: Why?
Girl "Man i saw her yesterday and she was in kutztown tshirth kutztown hoodie and kutztown sweat pants she looked like a tool."
by ama;hasd;lnfla;hflean'o;h.agfe September 09, 2009
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To be a toolbag is to only be able to think off one line off jokes in a whole 4 week period, and never get anyone to laugh at it, vere but to instead incite everyone to laugh at him
Dave who cannot think off anything other than repeating his very unfunny catchphrase " Hey dud u been spooning"
by dude December 20, 2004
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A toolbag is someone who is not only a tool, but also a douchebag. The ultimate asswipe. Nobody likes a toolbag.
Zach: God, that one kid in class is so annoying. He's always sucking up to the prof.
Bridget: I know, he always acts like a pretentious dick to everyone else, too.
Jane: He is such a fucking toolbag. I wanna punch him in the nuts.
by jjjjjjwwwww March 13, 2009
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An individual whose ineptitude, idiocy, and lack of personal hygiene sets them far above and beyond a mere "tool"...only a full "bag of tools" is sufficient to describe their personal defects.
"That dylan....what a toolbag."
by b&k January 25, 2008
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A cheese encrusted sack used for teabagging.
SOC is a toolbag.
by John Imatyourmumshouse July 10, 2008
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Somebody who uses the worst pick up lines, spends more time on his hair than you do, and usually frolics on top of Mount Vesuvius
Ted Grewe is such a toolbag.

That toolbag, Ted, seems like such a douche...is he gay?
by shanara May 03, 2007
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Me: Look, toolbag, back the fuck off
Black guy: You racist! Suck my dick!
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