Only use this word if you are a tool also. Tools use this word because they think it is cool to combine two common phrases, tool and dirt bag
Tom the tool: HEY TOOL BAG!!! I just pwned you
Normal Ned: Shut the fuck up shit head.
Tom the tool: My sister is gonna jerk me off tonight! I am gonna get so much more action than you ever will
Normal Ned: Shut the fuck up shit head.
Tom the tool: My sister is gonna jerk me off tonight! I am gonna get so much more action than you ever will
by Tom the Tool October 4, 2006
Usually the nickname given to a useless Airframer (aka Flamer aka douche-bag) or Ordnanceman (aka gunner aka bitch nigga) usually an airman but can be e-4 and above.
Fun Fact: All ordnancemen are pretty much useless...
Fun Fact: All ordnancemen are pretty much useless...
by YelaWhich July 22, 2011
a loser jerk off that thinks they are cooler than they actually are. they think they are the focus of everyone's attention or are better than everyone when in fact they are not. they try too hard, get smuts with diseases, have diseases, and are used like tools
by beat up rapists at pi lam September 15, 2003
A combination of the common cut-downs "tool" and "duesch bag"...a very annoying or otherwise repulsive indivitual who assumes he is a part of a group of friends when that group of friends actually dispizes that person.
by Josh Lucas February 19, 2006
a complete tool encompassing all aspects of being a tool. the grandaddy of all tools. this person is a tool in any situation.
skyler and brad never missed an opportunity to be tools. at home, at the mall, at the park, and with all groups of friends. they are complete tool bags.
by deezo May 4, 2005
The supreme combination of being an utter tool and a total douche bag. Think fist pumping pricks with no brains, a thick Jersey/NYC/Long Island accent (you know the one), and overly tanned orange skin. Oh, and mountains of hair gel for their short haircuts.
All the guys on MTV's Jersey shore are complete tool bags and they don't even know it. Sit back and enjoy.
by Greekbrain December 15, 2009
A person who is considered a Tool by 3 or more people and it is a general concensus that he, is in fact; an asshole.
Shaun:"Erick is such an idiot.."
Ryan:"Yeah I always wanna tell him to get lost in english.."
Justin::"umm ok, he sucks"
Zack"He's a fucking toolbag!"
Ryan:"Yeah I always wanna tell him to get lost in english.."
Justin::"umm ok, he sucks"
Zack"He's a fucking toolbag!"
by BurninPanda April 6, 2005