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11.
1. The worst person ever.
2. Someone who fucks eighth graders.
Toof fucked another eighth grader yesterday.
by Davole October 11, 2006
 
1.
A tooth made of somthing besides ... um... tooth material.
Plural:Teef
I've got 20 plat-i-num teef!
by Zach G. November 06, 2003
 
2.
the set of white things in our mouth.... in ebonics.
yo dawg my toof done falled owt a my mouf
by soap operas are gay June 13, 2006
 
3.
Drastically misshapen teeth with gaps throughout, a lower form of teef.
"Err that Chalky bird, she's got proper toofs!"
by Cowfresh March 23, 2007
 
4.
short word for fag
gis a toof dinlo.
by mascalls October 14, 2011
 
5.
The sound made when one spits a ball of saliva out of their mouth.
Katelyn: UGH so much saliva in my mouth!
Jessica: Spit some out!
Katelyn: *TOOF*
by turkeytom May 16, 2010
 
6.
when you dont agree with what someone says
im not picking u on my team ur terrible at baseball.
TOOF!!!
by sloshedfacedzilla December 08, 2009
 
7.
When a living being has only one tooth in their mouth. When they mean to say tooth they actually say toof.
Cletus brushes his toof since he has one left.
by cardinal_fan October 20, 2004