n.) (1) Someone who has committed the act of being an idiot; butchering simple math, or not picking up on a simple joke
(2) A form of "currency" awarded after someone has "tooded"; a "stupid point";
(n1) Why did he chase a squirrell through his backyard with an eggbeater? what a tood.
"dude, isnt six divided by three, nine?"
"one tood for you."
Many variants of the tood exist. Destructive Tood is the violent tooding of nearby objects so as to cause maximum damage and mess. Jewlia Tood is like a Standard Tood but with the two fingers separated into a V. Inappropriate Tood is like a Standard Tood but only moving the index finger down, thus giving any recipient the bird.
Teek: Tood to that, brotha. (Teek toods)
DGlov: Ey, Teek's here! (DGlov toods)
DGlov: Ey, Teek, you want a pizza?
Teek: Fo sho! (Teek toods)
- The tood is grammatically used as a PLACE eg,
"Last night i had no worries and was jus feelin good for no reasen; man i was in the tood"
- A place in time where one feels good and forgets all other worries. Much like enlightenment except without the understanding; it is a more simple form of pure satisfaction and happiness.
- Reachin " the tood™ " can be done in many different ways, sometimes through just having everything just right in your life at a given point, sometimes using recreational substances, sometimes when listening to a really good song or music it is different for every person.
"sometimes in life u feel the fight is over" - as above
" everybody lets put your hands together and be in the tood tnite"