Toobz 

Tiny Boobs
Lack of breasts
Small breasts

"Check out that girls toobz!"
"Why do I have toobz?!"

Toobz by Ra Parara February 5, 2009

blag-o-toobz 

The internet. Origin not fully known. Most likely has roots in the word "blog", and the idea that the internet is constructed of a series of pipes that transport information from place to place in the same manner and with striking metaphorical reference to sewage.

Steve: "Hey Bill, watchya doin?"
Bill: "Eh, just surfin the blag-o-toobz"
Steve: "Word."

blag-o-toobz by the only name left March 9, 2009

Toobin 

When one masturbates during a zoom meeting.

This reporter from CNN just got caught Toobin durning a zoom meeting.

Toobin by Miotoss October 19, 2020

Toobin 

Masterbating on a zoom call

New Yorker Suspends Jeffrey Toobin for Masturbating on Zoom Call. Jeremy was caught Toobin.

Toobin by mrumo October 19, 2020

Toobin 

When you're on a video call and you forget to turn off the camera before yanking your crank.

Did you see Jeffrey yesterday on Zoom? He was toobin in front of the whole CNN panel. So cringe.

Toobin by DocKilmer October 19, 2020

Toobin 

Getting caught masturbating while on a zoom/Teams or other group call or otherwise while in the company of people you don’t think are watching.

“Did you hear that Josh got suspended from class for Toobin? He thought he’d get away with Toobin just because he’s so full of himself!”

Toobin by JToobin October 19, 2020

Toobining 

When you’re on a Zoom call and jacking off.

Mike’s general disinterest during our Zoom today made me wonder if he was toobining.

Toobining by YeahSure916 October 19, 2020