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Bird with long tubular beak that cannot be opened like a conventional bird. Bird that is grounded. When the tooblate gets angry or is disturbed by a preditor it activates its self destruct sequence. Hence the aged old phrase "If you can hear the Tooblate, its toolate."
"Damnit Bob I can hear the call of the tooblate!! Run!!!!!"
by davidgrover January 10, 2004