Teflon Tony, so called because nothing sticks to him. A man who is very good at speaking, but this is more than made up for by his total lack of being able to actually DO anything positive. He's corrupt beyond all belief to the extent that at times he's little more than a puppet for anyone willing to make a donation of a certain size to the Labour party, followed by a swift denial of all knowledge. Also responsible for the appalling state of the NHS, Education, and public transport. He has doctored immigration and crime figures, as well as NHS waiting lists, to make it appear that things are getting better when actually they're getting worse. He is allowing the country to be overrun with asylum seekers and illegal immigrants, none of whom should be here in the first place, costing the taxpayer billions of pounds and placing further strain on the education system and NHS. He is the person mainly responsible for the Politically Correct culture that's crippling this country even further, and making English people second class citizens in their own country, and the heterosexual white english male has less rights than anyone else in the country, whilst simultaneously allowing terrorist supporting groups, made up of asylum seekers who are living on benefits in council houses paid for by the british taxpayers, to hold marches through the streets of London. He changed the law after the Tony Martin

The Pikey: NOT A CHAV/TOWNIE - A totally different type of cretin.

A pikey is someone of dubious origin who would like to be known as a traditional happy-go-lucky romany type, but in reality is an illiterate thieving bastard who would stoop to previously unheard of depths in an attempt to 'earn' money. I use the term 'earn' loosely, as nearly all pikey commerce activities involve a modicum of illegal activity somewhere along the line.

Winter sees your typical pikey become an expert in UPVC fitting, summer they revert to the more traditional 'garden maintenance'

They are easily differentiated from your honest tradesman by the untaxed stolen (& nearly brand new) transit, emblazened with the words 'ask driver for details'.

Pikey youths normally hang out at the nearest Lidl during the day, & the pub unfortunate enough to be near their illegal campsite at night.

Arguments with these 'people' are futile, as they neither understand english or would care if they could. If you are lucky enough to put one of these creatures down be warned - their immediate family (normally numbering 100 plus) will hound you down.

Its best to avoid them like the plague, or do a Tony Martin & shotgun the buggers.

As in Tony BLIAR - A smug grinning war monger with a split personality and a preference for dictatorship and suppressing free speech.

A sick and deluded 'dark side' puppet who reports into the universally hated world number 1 terrorist in Washington, who in turn report into satan. Bliar is the proud owner of a birthmark numbering of 665 (one below his buddy bush). Married to a greedy gurning elephant woman that survived a unfortunate mistake from a faulty genetic experiment.

or Gypo

Dirty low life with no consideration for others.

On their own are friendly but in group pretend not to know you.

Are cowards who only fight in gangs.

Cover up the smell of their unwashed bodies with gallons of cheap deoderant.

Often interbread, not uncommon for a pikey to have a mother who is also older sister. Incest is the norm as is underage sex. Riddled with sexualy transmitted disease. DO NOT HAVE SEXUAL CONTACT WITH A PIKEY.

Very low IQ, uasually takes untill at least age 20 before they can speak an understandable word. Responsible for about 85% of crime in rural areas.

Tony Martin shot two Pikeys, one dead. Interesting that by far the majority of decent people back him.

(in britain) Form of government in which only the views of minorities are considered valid. The majority opinion is disregarded as inherently prejudiced.

A pikey is a filthy person. Contrary to popular belief in Urban Dictionary a pikey is NOT a chav or towny but a irish gypsy, at least it is where i'm from (represent evesham). Often inbred peoples (?) who move uninvited into fields/parks and totally decimate the whole area around it, even when they're gone. Claim all sorts of benefits and live tax free because they are scum.Speak in an unintelligible and yet untranslated crossbreed of Irish and English and ever sentence from them consist of the words 'boi' and a death threat somewhere in there. Often/always called Smith and own white Ford Trabnsit pickups. Like the ones Tony Martin shot. Go tony.

First and still one of the greatest metal bands in the history of music. Originally a blues band from Birmingham, England called the Blues Earth Company or just plane Earth as they went by. Two members were kicked out of the band and they changed their name to Black Sabbath (named after an old horror movie). The original lineup included Tony Iommi, Geezer Butler, Bill Ward, and Ozzy Osbourne. After Eight amazing albums Ozzy was being an asshole, so they kicked him out the band. Good ridance too. contrare to what you believe Black sabbath was never "ozzy's band". Ozzy didnt do shit in that band. all he did was sing, he didnt write any lyrics or anything, and his voice wasnt even all that great. The next Sabbath singer to take Ozzy's place was the master of metal singing, Ronnie James Dio. He was there the albums Heaven and Hell and Mob Rules. After Dio left several other singers came in such as Ian Gillan, Ray Gillen, Glen Hughes and Tony Martin. Dio then returned for the best Black Sabbath album, Dehumanizer. Dio then left again and Ozzy returned and i believe they are writing new songs now. The have released new demos such as Pscho Man and Selling My Soul.