A Tony Danza on Halo live is an assassination by way of punching a player in the back of their head. This is an instant death for the opposite player. When one gets a "tony danza" you must yell "Tony Danza!!!" over the microphone. Otherwise it will only be an assassination. This term comes directly from the original definition of a tony danza...

Tony Danza:
When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her and then scream TONY DANZA!!!
-yo dude did you hear how many tony danza's i got last game?
-bro it must have been like 15?
-yea dude i got 13. the danza's were goin like crazy last game
by iceman0189 October 28, 2007
When you are giving it to a girl from behind, then you slip it in the two-hole. When she turns around with the attempt to chastise you for having the audacity to slip it in the other hole, you yell out "Who's the boss???"
While I was doggy-styling this chick last night, I could barely feel anything so I gave her a Tony Danza and suddenly it felt a lot better. She didn't like it so much though, but hey, who's the boss????
by gdcis4me May 05, 2006
Another term for "Donkey Punch"
when having sex with a girl (or guy if ur gay), and u yell out "WHO'S THE BOSS" typically the girl isnt gonna think to say "Tony Danza's the boss". so when she scream/moans out "you arrre" u punch her in the back of the head *which is pretty dangerous* and yell "TONY DANZA'S THE BOSS BITCH"
Shut up before i Tony Danza ur ass.
by ClayOsgood July 31, 2006
The man with the plan.
Ted: Fuck dude, did you just see that guy? He was Tony Danza!

Ted's Brother: Fuck no I didn't see that lame ass shit; I was busy fucking your mom in the ass!

Ted: But we're brothers!!!

Ted's Brother: JDNdkfjhDH!!!!!!
by Empyrean Deft February 25, 2008
While recieving a BJ ask the giver "who is the boss?" when they respond with "you are" yell to them "No! Tony Danza is the boss!"

A way of tallying BJ's
"Dude, I Tony Danza'd 3 Chicks on the weekend."
by DeDoiche March 30, 2006
dude you guys are all wrong.
tony danza is like ur doin a chick from behind and you yell
whos the boss.
and procede to donkey punch her.
only with a toaster.
dont ask.
its funnier
"whos the boss?"
/crack/ with a toaster
TONY DANZA BITCH!!
by Johnnyquest April 13, 2007
A horrible attempt at a come back.
"Holy shit, did you just see Tony Danza flip that car... there goes his come back!"
by Major.Kickass December 20, 2005

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