1. A Medical condition, where the Tonsil (Which are at the back of your mouth) are imflamed and they hurt like hell.
2. A stupid fucking excuse that girls use when you ask to kiss them.
1. Fucking hell my tonsils hurt! Sarah Give me a blowjob!
Joe: Hey Sarah, wanna go make out?
Sarah: Sorry I have Tonsillitis.
Joe: Hey Jade, wanna go make out?
Jade: Sorry I have tonsillitis.
*2 hours later*
*Joe Sees those girls kissing other guys*
Joe: Fuck I'm crap.
fucking painful inflamation of your tonsils
makes you feel like your throat is giving birth every time you eat something